u sure you're not exceeding the 400lbs weight limit?

 

Now, image if you will, a trip to Costco where the final tally was close to $200. No, not one expensive item, but a house worth of toiletries, cereal, 4 gallons of milk..... The list goes on. I just wish I had a picture of it. The TP and paper towels were in the passenger seat, everything else was in the trunk, which barely closed.

I hate working so close to Costco. It's always "Hey on your way home can you stop and get......"

I can't imagine following that girl on one of her delivery trips! I would be afraid of getting hit with something.

 

Ahhh, welcome to the world of Paul and Elizabeth. We exist on two separate food shopping lists.

Elizabeth's list: Lettuce, Spinach, Organic Flaxseed Rasin Bran, Skim Milk, variety of fruits

Paul's list: Chips, Salsa, Cheezits, Frosted Flakes


Need I go on...

 

Junk in the trunk

 

 

I don't see anything wrong with Paul's list, but your list is missing so much!

 

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Yes, Paul's list has all four food groups:

.....Grease
.....Salt
.....Fat
.....Sugar


Elizabeth's list IS deficient!
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Strange, we didn't buy any honey baked ham ...

 

Well, he didn't necessarily say all four groups in a single item

 

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Speaking of which....

Paul - you are from the South. Maybe you can explain to us the overwhelming popularity of Fried Pork Rinds down there.

First you take a big ole' hunk of pork fat (guaranteed to KILL you in no less than three weeks) and then if that isn't bad enough, you then FRY it !?

What's the deal with that?

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