This one still has me laughing...

Was going home tonight after seeing the lady and got revved on by a new Chevrolet Silverado. Was on the interstate going 65 at the time. He had a modified exhaust that made his truck sound somewhere between a coffee can full of nails being stirred and a bunch of drunk bees in a tomato soup can. Anyway he looks over at me and continues to rev and speed up/slow down. I drop it into 3rd for VTEC and pull on him through some upcoming turns on the intersate (in city, they have some semi-sharp corners where your supposed to slow down through them because of poor highway design) I could hear him floor his truck, but he just couldn't keep up. I pull on him and soon I can no longer hear him and soon after his headlights are little specks in my rear view mirror. After a minute he finally catches up and does his rev again and then quickly takes the next exit.

 

lol.. hillbillies crack me up.. probably thought.. 'oh i had the A/C on' 'ill get him this time' or 'damn lost another hound out taking that corner.. but i've got some weight savings now.. i can take'em'