Today as I was driving home from work I was stopped at a red light drowning myself into the sounds of Tool on the radio. Anyway this white minivan pulls up and its your typical soccer mom doing the evening shopping thing and 3 noisy kids in the back. I take a glance at her and she looks pretty hot for a milf. After she notices me looking at her she puts her van in neutral and pops the accelerator a few times where I can hear it bouncing off the rev limiter set at 2500 rpm. I start laughing and she takes off when the light turns green. I let her go then I punch it at like 35 in 2nd gear. I was not able to catch up with her and she was like 2 cars ahead. At the next light I go again but this time she pulled a car on me right off the bat. I'm like "WTF?" and amazed. I asked her what she had done and she said her ex-husband put nitrous in it and done some engine work. She gave me her phone number and told me to call her. I then went home and cried on the bathroom toilet for hours like a dumped prom girl. Why me?

I'll have updates tomorrow when I call her.

 

 

[QUOTE=HondaS2kRay,Mar 13 2006, 08:40 PM]typical soccer mom doing the evening shopping thing and 3 noisy kids in the back .

 

Post pictures of this milf when you take her up on her offer.

 

I hope this story is going to be another "Don" saga haha

 

MILF =



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nice death...haha

 

bs without nudes

 

Wow she gave you her phone number? Nitrous my ass... first off you don't use nitrous at 30 mph.... you use it in 3rd gear where the speeds are higher (or am I wrong)?

She was just bullshitting you, you probably got spanked by a 260 hp minivan (they're out there)