Got spanked by a minivan!
[QUOTE=YellowS2kPwr,Mar 14 2006, 01:51 PM] Wow she gave you her phone number? Nitrous my ass... first off you don't use nitrous at 30 mph.... you use it in 3rd gear where the speeds are higher (or am I wrong)?
Originally Posted by YellowS2kPwr,Mar 14 2006, 03:51 AM
She was just bullshitting you, you probably got spanked by a 260 hp minivan (they're out there)
Ok here's what happened today... I reluctantly called the number in fear that some guy would pick it up
and to my surprise a woman answered the phone.
I asked her if there was someone there that drove a crazy fast minivan and she replied with a laugh, "Hey aren't you the guy who was driving that convertible?" I said, "Yea that's me, how are you?" She told me she couldn't believe I called her because most guys are afraid of kids.
I asked her why would they be afraid of kids? She told me everytime she goes out with her sisters kids every guy she's bumped into never calls her back. I'm thinking to myself... "OMG they are not her kids!"
I asked her why she said it was her ex-husbands minivan and she said she wanted to see if I would call her back. Thinking I scored some points with this girl we get into a more personal conversation. Turns out she's 31, single and is helping her sister out right now because her sister's husband is deployed until May. She's says she is real busy like 4 days out of the week but says we should go out this weekend and hit up a movie or go downtown. She asked me if any other girls have ever picked me up because of my car and I told her it's not because of the car...
Left it at that. Then she was telling me how hot I looked in the car driving and how hot it would be if she were in the passenger seat in her black miniskirt. 

(She's totally flirting with me!
) She asked me if I was single and what my plans are and I said I don't know let me wait until the weekend to figure that one out.
hehe. She laughed again and told me I was cute/funny over the phone.
She asked me if I was intimidated because of her age and I said no I'm 24 its not like you are that much older than me I would prefer older women anyway. She said, "That's great because I need a younger guy who can keep up with me." I'm thinking "Damn, this is F%^$%$ AWESOME! She told me to call her Friday about 3pm to figure out where we are going. I can't believe this happened. Just so you guys have an idea of what she looks like she's about 5'8'' 120, (from what I could tell from outside her van she had some nice-sized boobs-Size C at least
) brunette hair with blonde highlights. She's very hot I can't wait til the weekend!! Does anyone have any advice for this kind of situation? I'll give you the update this weekend.
She told me her name was Lacie, Nice name huh?
and to my surprise a woman answered the phone.
I asked her if there was someone there that drove a crazy fast minivan and she replied with a laugh, "Hey aren't you the guy who was driving that convertible?" I said, "Yea that's me, how are you?" She told me she couldn't believe I called her because most guys are afraid of kids.
I asked her why would they be afraid of kids? She told me everytime she goes out with her sisters kids every guy she's bumped into never calls her back. I'm thinking to myself... "OMG they are not her kids!"
Left it at that. Then she was telling me how hot I looked in the car driving and how hot it would be if she were in the passenger seat in her black miniskirt. 

(She's totally flirting with me!
) She asked me if I was single and what my plans are and I said I don't know let me wait until the weekend to figure that one out.
hehe. She laughed again and told me I was cute/funny over the phone.
She asked me if I was intimidated because of her age and I said no I'm 24 its not like you are that much older than me I would prefer older women anyway. She said, "That's great because I need a younger guy who can keep up with me." I'm thinking "Damn, this is F%^$%$ AWESOME! She told me to call her Friday about 3pm to figure out where we are going. I can't believe this happened. Just so you guys have an idea of what she looks like she's about 5'8'' 120, (from what I could tell from outside her van she had some nice-sized boobs-Size C at least
) brunette hair with blonde highlights. She's very hot I can't wait til the weekend!! Does anyone have any advice for this kind of situation? I'll give you the update this weekend.
She told me her name was Lacie, Nice name huh?
Originally Posted by HondaS2kRay,Mar 14 2006, 11:17 AM
Ok here's what happened today... I reluctantly called the number in fear that some guy would pick it up
and to my surprise a woman answered the phone.
I asked her if there was someone there that drove a crazy fast minivan and she replied with a laugh, "Hey aren't you the guy who was driving that convertible?" I said, "Yea that's me, how are you?" She told me she couldn't believe I called her because most guys are afraid of kids.
I asked her why would they be afraid of kids? She told me everytime she goes out with her sisters kids every guy she's bumped into never calls her back. I'm thinking to myself... "OMG they are not her kids!"
I asked her why she said it was her ex-husbands minivan and she said she wanted to see if I would call her back. Thinking I scored some points with this girl we get into a more personal conversation. Turns out she's 31, single and is helping her sister out right now because her sister's husband is deployed until May. She's says she is real busy like 4 days out of the week but says we should go out this weekend and hit up a movie or go downtown. She asked me if any other girls have ever picked me up because of my car and I told her it's not because of the car...
Left it at that. Then she was telling me how hot I looked in the car driving and how hot it would be if she were in the passenger seat in her black miniskirt. 

(She's totally flirting with me!
) She asked me if I was single and what my plans are and I said I don't know let me wait until the weekend to figure that one out.
hehe. She laughed again and told me I was cute/funny over the phone.
She asked me if I was intimidated because of her age and I said no I'm 24 its not like you are that much older than me I would prefer older women anyway. She said, "That's great because I need a younger guy who can keep up with me." I'm thinking "Damn, this is F%^$%$ AWESOME! She told me to call her Friday about 3pm to figure out where we are going. I can't believe this happened. Just so you guys have an idea of what she looks like she's about 5'8'' 120, (from what I could tell from outside her van she had some nice-sized boobs-Size C at least
) brunette hair with blonde highlights. She's very hot I can't wait til the weekend!! Does anyone have any advice for this kind of situation? I'll give you the update this weekend.
She told me her name was Lacie, Nice name huh? 
and to my surprise a woman answered the phone.
I asked her if there was someone there that drove a crazy fast minivan and she replied with a laugh, "Hey aren't you the guy who was driving that convertible?" I said, "Yea that's me, how are you?" She told me she couldn't believe I called her because most guys are afraid of kids.
I asked her why would they be afraid of kids? She told me everytime she goes out with her sisters kids every guy she's bumped into never calls her back. I'm thinking to myself... "OMG they are not her kids!"
Left it at that. Then she was telling me how hot I looked in the car driving and how hot it would be if she were in the passenger seat in her black miniskirt. 

(She's totally flirting with me!
) She asked me if I was single and what my plans are and I said I don't know let me wait until the weekend to figure that one out.
hehe. She laughed again and told me I was cute/funny over the phone.
She asked me if I was intimidated because of her age and I said no I'm 24 its not like you are that much older than me I would prefer older women anyway. She said, "That's great because I need a younger guy who can keep up with me." I'm thinking "Damn, this is F%^$%$ AWESOME! She told me to call her Friday about 3pm to figure out where we are going. I can't believe this happened. Just so you guys have an idea of what she looks like she's about 5'8'' 120, (from what I could tell from outside her van she had some nice-sized boobs-Size C at least
) brunette hair with blonde highlights. She's very hot I can't wait til the weekend!! Does anyone have any advice for this kind of situation? I'll give you the update this weekend.
She told me her name was Lacie, Nice name huh? 



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