Grand Cherokee 5.9 smokes an integra gs-r turbo (BMW Turbo)
07-16-2003, 11:37 AM
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Grand Cherokee 5.9 smokes an integra gs-r turbo (BMW Turbo)
Last night while driving to a club in Cherry Hill N.J., I spotted an integra with a body kit, exhaust, and rims....very clean car. I pulled up to him at the light and gassed the beastly 5.9. I looked over to the passenger and said "Let's Go" he replied confidently "Are you serious?" YES I WAS!! Green light...I was out and had him by about three car-lengths. I let up at about 80 mph. and let him catch me. as he approached i heard a visious WOOOOSH!! It was a turbo (rebuilt 1.8 liter and a BMW turbo). he dropped into 3rd at about 60 and gassed it...so did I, once again i took him to about 85. I later saw these guys at the bar i was going to and both of them confirmed my victory. they thought my Jeep was super-charged. Nah.. it's just intake and exhaust. It was a friendly conversation and we ended with a hand shake. This just makes me believe that my victorious encounter with the s2000 (up to 60) was not a hoax. I have mad respect for the s2k and it was just a street race...but I did win!
07-16-2003, 12:59 PM
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yes, as we all know, from your previous thread, the 5.9 liter jeep grand cherokee is god's gift to stoplight drag racing.
"all hail the jgc", "all hail the jgc", c'mon repeat after me, "all hail the jgc".
you (dave or ray or tito or vinny or whatever your name is) are a monster driver. do you just pop the hood and stare at all those cubic inches of displacement?
what in the hell does your "claim" of beating an f'ed up integra have to do with your previous "claim" of beating an s2000. bmw turbo???? from where? they don't use them. you were getting jacked off by some other jersey boys who were ashamed that their BASE integra with 19"s got beat by a torquey suv.
that's all that happened.
"all hail the jgc", "all hail the jgc", c'mon repeat after me, "all hail the jgc".
you (dave or ray or tito or vinny or whatever your name is) are a monster driver. do you just pop the hood and stare at all those cubic inches of displacement?
what in the hell does your "claim" of beating an f'ed up integra have to do with your previous "claim" of beating an s2000. bmw turbo???? from where? they don't use them. you were getting jacked off by some other jersey boys who were ashamed that their BASE integra with 19"s got beat by a torquey suv.
that's all that happened.
07-16-2003, 01:48 PM
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here we go acehoe!! relax man...i beat an s2000 it's that simple!! really, i beat an s2k!!! accept it dude. And I beat some Integra that definitly had a turbo He said it was BMW. They do make a supercharger (Kompressor) I heard it I saw it I beat it.. he also stated that this Integra ran a 13.8 in the 1/4. you nee some blood pressure medicine man....RELAX!!!
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07-16-2003, 01:56 PM
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hey man, your threads are so funny they almost make me piss my pants. Now your claiming with an intake an exhaust on your 5.9 your doing mid 13's..hahahahaha....maybe you have that "BMW" turbo under the hood...thanks for the laugh and by the way if you say it enought maybe you could actually convince yourself you beat that imaginary s2k .
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I never said that my jeep runs 13's it runs a 14.9 stock. a little work probably brought it down to about 14.6 at best. but off the line it's deadly. it will go straight for the jugular. yeah my bad on the kompressor. The car definitly had a turbo thats the main point here. the AWD Jeep doesnt spin at all and all 345 lb/ft of tq is sent straight to the pavement. You s2kers are so defensive! I beat an s2000!!!!! Live with it.