so I'm on the way home from work today, it's 5:15, rush hour traffic, in the middle of town. If anyone knows phoenix I was on the 51 which literally runs through the center of the 4th or 5th largest city in the US. It's also a city that just lost all of it's speed cameras, and the highways have been crawling with popos the last few weeks.
So I'm cruising down the highway in the left lane, and this douche in a SL 500 (maybe 5-7 yrs old?) pulls up to my left (the HOV lane...driving my himself, of course) and starts making a big scene. Waving his arm, honking his horn, and jamming on the gas.
I laughed and gave him the , and he kept at it...he REALLY wanted to run in rush hour traffic, in an HOV lane. What a dumbass.

 

maybe he was trying to tell you that you had a large amount of smoke coming out of the back of your car.

 

 

I call BS. Douches cannot drive cars.

 

nah that only happens at stoplights when my car suddenly accelerates against my will without notice.

 

 

find another way home pizza boy!

 

F&F quote fail...lol

"What the hell is going on around here!"
"Street's closed pizza boy, find another way home."
"God dam street racers!!!"

 

oh my baddddd, i was going to use the god damn street racers quote but he kinda already did. i guess i need to brush up on my verbatim quoting of car movies.

 

Nice run