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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 06:04 AM
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To start with I really dislike cats, and I'm allergic to them, so cats should be out of the circle. Now that I have set the mood of this escapade, here we go. The night my girlfriends parents found some abandoned kittens in their tool shed. I think they are like 2-3 weeks old. Sunday night my me and my gf go to their house to eat dinner and me being the suckered soul I am ended up with a new kitten. On the way home we stopped at the local Wal-mart to get supplies, and I was left in charge of the kitten. Against my better judge I put it in the passenger side floor while I waited. After about 15 minutes had passed I heard a meowing in the dash and I looked over and saw no cat. "DAMN IT" I exclaimed with great anguish. I looked and apparently the kitten had climbed up through the floor vents and into the dash. Fast forward through alot of four letter words and beating on the dash turning the heat ect. I put some food out in the floor and the next morning there it was, I snatched it up ran inside tossed it the bed with my girl and ran out. So all in all it was good end to a potentially bad situation.

Have anybody else here had any kind of experience like that before?
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 06:06 AM
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I can visualize you turning the heater on and watching a "poof!" of fur come out through the vents


[btw, I like cats myself...but that's still a funny image ]
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 06:37 AM
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And it was the cat that was dumb ... ?
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 07:07 AM
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Well, be glad it didn't take a big ol' dump in your dash. It would really suck to smell cat crap every time you get in the car.

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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 07:10 AM
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i hate cats too. that's why you get big ass dogs like this:
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 07:14 AM
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I love cats...but they don't belong in S2000's.
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 07:32 AM
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Best topic of the week!
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 07:53 AM
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I personally dont like cats but if you really think about it. Cats are smart and dogs are dumb (btw, i have 3 dogs ). As long as you feed them, dogs will love you unconditionally and they will do pretty much whatever you train them to do. For cats, it's the opposite. They make you work for them. Really, if you think about it, people who have cats are slave to them. .
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 09:46 AM
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I agree, big dogs are 10x better than cats. I have 2 newfoundlands
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 10:05 AM
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I just watched a Pimp My Ride where a RAT was found living behind the dash in one of the cars they pimped.

At least yours was a cat!!!
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