I flew under a flock of birds, joking around i look at my passenger covering my head laughing. while about 4 birds crap on my car!!! luckily none got on me haha, anybody else have close calls?

 

damn u got smoked my car gets it when its parked.

 

never with the top down did my car get hit wit bird crap.. However, when I park, all the time lol

 

I can't stop thinking of the Nissan commercial that debuted during a superbowl. Flock of pidgeons in attack formation chasing a Maxima I believe. The car makes it into a garage in the nick of time.

 

i was sitting in my car at a light once with the top down and i saw a bird coming and i dont usually think of it but this time i did. i was like you better not poop. i hear the thing caw and it drops its duce and just missis my mirror and me

 

not a top down driving moment, but pretty funny nonetheless: I was washing the s2k one day and my mom had just come outside to see what I was doing...not even a minute she was outside, while I'm drying the car, a bird shit on her head while she was standing right next to my car! i couldnt help but crack up and she took it pretty well too, but man it was hilarious lol

 

yea i always wondered what happens if BS gets on ur seat or something...do you guys always carry a cleaner with you just incase?

funny thing happened in highschool...this kid patted this other guy's back and he was like dude why do you have cream cheese on your back...and then he's like wait a minute...it's not cream cheese....WTF i was lol'ing.

 

never actually saw it happen, but when detailing my car one day, i did find some bird poo right behind the passenger seat, on the roll hoop. it couldnt have been more than 6 inches from where my passenger's (girlfriend) head would have been. to this day, she doesnt know about it, and i dont plan on telling her. thatd give her one more reason to not like the car

 

Sideways was hit by a burrito in the face! Seagull pwnage.

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NO bird poo, but I had close encounter with other car running over puddle of water and splashing me with the TOP Down. Close but no Cigar LOL