I was sitting at a light one day in my 00 Miata and a bird dropped a nice load on my lap. Luckily it hit my shorts and nothing else. Pretty funny.

 

The closest encounter I had was a bird pooping right on the top of my front window.

 

Only incident is the paws from cats on my S2000 when is parked in my garage (I never park my S with the top down).

 

I'd rather have that then bird crap on my head lol

 

I used to have a pet parrot and one day when I missed the bus for school, I decided to play with the bird while I waited for my mom to take me. I failed to realize that the bird had pooped on my back while he was on my shoulder until someone pointed it out at school. I didnt have a shirt to change into so I had to walk around all day with it there. It was pretty embarassing.

 

The first day I got my S i was driving home with the top down and I got hit w seagull poop on my shirt, like 2 inches away from my head lol