Maybe get a car cover or move someplace where you can park in a garage. I never park the S on the street. I am worried about the careless driver more than the moron with a piece of pizza but either would piss me off.

 

Sometimes I think i'm crazy for saying my 12 year old Honda needs to be garaged, but guess what...the S2000 needs a garage.

 

This brings back memories... A few years ago, back when they were hot, I got the brilliant idea to buy a new 225hp Audi TT convertible. The car was an absolute, 100% festering TURD of a car. Man that car sucked hard.

After getting enough of that POS, I decided to sell the thing. Parked it in front of my cousin's home, not far from a very affluent neighbourhood. Sure enough... Some rich kid on a Friday night decided to egg the TT. The hood got hit several times and yes, it made these star shaped gouges in the paint. As crappy of a car as it was it did not deserve to get "egged". I never realized eggshells would cause that much damage.

I feel for you man - after your prior experiences add that pizza with onions... That would be the ultimate insult. Kinda like having a dog piss on your leg. Whomever did that, I hope their piles bleed profusely.

 

that is a waste of good pizza.

at least the pizza will wash right off. keying won't.

darcy

 

So you're admitting you've done sh*t like this in the past?

It's not so funny now is it?

 

Third time in 3 years. The egging was outside a club in Allentown, and I live between some bars, so your on target with some drunken hooliganism.

I do have a garage, but it's rented and a few blocks away from my house. If I get a string of good weather, the car gets parked on the street for DD duties.

 

Touche[sup]'[/sup], karma does suck. I never vandalized a car, but I did swipe a few license plates.

 

Someone threw a pickle from a Vietnamese sandwich on my car, and the best part? I was only a couple feet away and I missed the person doing it!

Oh and I got coke poured on it too.

 

Now, I want a Vietnamese sandwich.

 

Karma man, you f@#k with Karma and you will eventually pay. Karma never forgets.