Evan

 

mmmm pepperoni and onions







oh, and can I get some ranch with that?

 

I was walking back to my car from a friends house and my bone stock 93 civic was parked out front. As I'm walking up to it there are a few guys standing on the grass near it just talking to each other and then one says to the other "Is that your car? The other guy say "f@#k no" and hawks a huge loogie on it right in front of me walking up. (The didn't see me as I was approaching from behind) I said "It's my car you piece of shit" And they just kept saying "no no no no" Like they couldn't believe the coincidence that I happened to be walking up to it right as they did that until I clicked the alarm. I then proceeded to make him wipe it up using his shirt sleeve which he gladly did out of sheer embarrassment.

Some people are just selfish assholes who don't think about how their actions affect others. No damage was done to mine but in the case of an egg, people think it's harmless and yet it could cost hundreds of dollars to get it fixed all for 2 minutes of amusement.

 

Lol my S2000 was egged, had rocks thrown at it ( while I was driving), and coffee dumped on it parked over night, but when it was egged I saw who did it, snuck behind him followed him about 5 houses down and watched him get something out of his trunk then go back in his house laughing with a couple buddys. So I walked home, cleaned my car and grabed some tools.
1. Jack up his car Nissan 240
2. Take off rear Rims
3. Take off front Rims
4. Place rear Rims on the front of his car and vise versa
5. Watch him drive to work with big dished Rims on the front and skinnys on rear

Lol I was a tad younger. And probly could have got in some trouble. But o well. Lol he was the kind of kid to not work on his own car to so he brought it to the local tire shop and paid to get them switched.... My car was never touched again.

 

Who the f@#k wastes pizza like that?

 

I think that the best course of action in this instance is to throw acid on their faces.

 

Back when I had my Ford truck, someone spray painted it neon green... Talk about being pissed!

 

Draining oil out of the said offender's car (into a bucket so they don't see a puddle under the car) is something I've always considered. Fortunately for me, I haven't had any issues like that, so I haven't had to employ this tactic...yet.

 

Sounds personal.

 

Payback's a bitch.