A police officer pulled me over for speeding and asked to see my driver's license. I told him "I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI." When he asked to see the registration I told him "it's not my car, I stole it. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the console when I was putting my gun in there. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk."
"so here's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?" he asked.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the car to handle the tense situation. He asked "Sir, can I see your license?" I said "Sure. Here it is". It was valid, of course. "Who's car is this?" he asked. I told him it was mine and handed him the registration. He then asked me to slowly open the console so he could see if there was a gun in it? There wasn't

"Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it" he asked. So I opened it and there was nothing in there.
He then said "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk". So I told him "Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too".

No ticket.

 

Didn't I just read the same post somewhere else?

 

I read this one as well earlier. I remember commenting how the LA PD would beat my a$$ if I said that my license was suspended.

 

LOL!!!!! That's pretty damn funny!!!! Wonder if it would work here in Alabama? They would probally throw me under the jail if I said that......