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How to put your key in a screwdriver handle?

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Old Jul 29, 2006 | 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by wasupdu,Jul 29 2006, 06:00 AM
I see your SureFire flashlight keyhole illuminator and raise you the ultimate self-defense s2000 keyhole illuminator
Police officer: "Sir, is that an illegal weapon you're carrying?"

wasupdu: "No, officer. That's just my ignition key fob."

PO: "Is it loaded?"

wasupdu: "Yes, sir. I have fresh batteries in it."

PO: "Carry on."
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Old Jul 29, 2006 | 08:01 AM
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i'm luvin the new forum jacka$$ , I can see the title has seeped into your brain X!
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Old Jul 29, 2006 | 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by JAXrsx,Jul 29 2006, 01:03 AM
Make sure to use a Ryobi and not a Black and Decker or Craftsmen.....otherwise it won't be true JDM!

Craig
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Old Jul 29, 2006 | 08:27 AM
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omg you own that gun?

I want more gun control
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Old Jul 29, 2006 | 09:04 AM
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^ ... yeah, those are legal in semi-automatic (post-ban) or full-auto (pre-ban). I have the same gun, lots of fun at the shooting range, but it sounds like a cannon with the 14.5" barrel.
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Old Jul 29, 2006 | 09:09 AM
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you guys are funny

waiting for the finished product.
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Old Jul 29, 2006 | 09:54 AM
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For those cold months:

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Old Jul 29, 2006 | 10:13 AM
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Why resort to household appliances? You could still lose your key that way.

Hell, quit fooling around -- duct tape the key to a body part.

This being a family web site, I won't go into details, but I will say I'm not quite sure how to adapt this idea for the ladies. HPH
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Old Jul 29, 2006 | 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by DrCloud,Jul 29 2006, 12:13 PM
Hell, quit fooling around -- duct tape the key to a body part.
Or to someone else's body part:


You can get a "hand job" every time you start and shut off your engine.
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Old Jul 29, 2006 | 11:17 AM
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oh man, this thread is freaking hilarious.
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