i was driving in downtown toronto with the top down, around 230am. while i was making a right turn, a woman, in her mid-twenties yells "YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS" as i drove by...


i thought it was funny

 

i didn't realize that in order to compensate, we buy small cars

 

i love people

we need more people like that

 

I normally hear "SLOW DOWN"

 

Was she at least hot?

If she wasnt, "Nah, it just doesn't find you attractive..."

If she was, stop, pop open the door and ask "you want me to prove otherwise?"

 

I am always being made fun of for being taller (6'4") and driving the smallest car I can find. And my girl is tiny and drives an SUV. This thread made me laugh.

I get the thumbs up when I drive from a lot of different drivers besides the s2k drivers. Or more expensive cars wanting to race. I am trying to justify something here but still wanting to laugh.

 

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Originally Posted by rustyshackle

i was driving in downtown toronto with the top down, around 230am. while i was making a right turn, a woman, in her mid-twenties yells "YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS" as i drove by...


i thought it was funny

what would have been funnier is if you stopped and yelled "How bout' I put my 'SMALL PENIS' in your BIG MOUTH"

 

I hate when people make assumptions about my penis just because I drive a small car, that's why I drive naked top down

 

"Why do you wear makeup and use perfume?" "Because you're ugly and you stink."

 

The irony is that she probably drives a 6,000 pound truck.