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Old Sep 2, 2012 | 11:22 AM
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I asked a guy if he knew how to drive cause he almost hit me when the lanes merged. I asked as he pulled up behind me, and I was driving top down with my girlfriend. He laughed and said you better stop talking before I embarrass you in front of your girlfriend.

I kept asking him to say what he had to say and he wouldn't and it was driving me crazy wondering what he could possibly say that would embarrass me, then it finally dawned on me that I bet he was going to say I had a small dick cause of my car. That would have been a great laugh between me and my girlfriend. People and their stupid assumptions....
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Old Sep 2, 2012 | 12:15 PM
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Or.....

you could get a license plate that says:

GOTBIG1




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Old Sep 2, 2012 | 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by rustyshackle
i was driving in downtown toronto with the top down, around 230am. while i was making a right turn, a woman, in her mid-twenties yells "YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS" as i drove by...


i thought it was funny
I find it funny too, because a car with 240 hp is the last car a guy looking to compensate will buy.
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Old Sep 2, 2012 | 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Saki GT
The irony is that she probably drives a 6,000 pound truck.
And probably has a harry back.
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Old Sep 2, 2012 | 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by rustyshackle
i was driving in downtown toronto with the top down, around 230am. while i was making a right turn, a woman, in her mid-twenties yells "YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS" as i drove by...


i thought it was funny
she probably thought you were driving some $100,000+ car
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Old Sep 2, 2012 | 06:36 PM
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That happened to a friend and I in downtown Austin last year when we where getting out of our cars (both s2ks)...guy walkin on the other side yelled out to us...just replied that's why your walking! Lol people just hate cause they jealous..
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Old Sep 2, 2012 | 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by rustyshackle
i was driving in downtown toronto with the top down, around 230am. while i was making a right turn, a woman, in her mid-twenties yells "YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS" as i drove by...


i thought it was funny
Were you the silver s2000? I saw you driving around, there were 2 others driving downtown Toronto too. I saw the 2 on Bay going south, and you more near the club district.
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Old Sep 2, 2012 | 09:34 PM
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ive never heard about the small dick because small car. Only have heard that about the guys with big trucks
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Old Sep 2, 2012 | 09:46 PM
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I'm suprised no one has guessed it right yet, she was obviously looking for a good time and saw this gentleman in his s and thought to herself "wow that guy must be packing a big one, just look at that car" so she yelled that out to get his attention in hopes that he would want to prove her wrong.
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Old Sep 3, 2012 | 05:06 AM
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Originally Posted by rustyshackle
i was driving in downtown toronto with the top down, around 230am. while i was making a right turn, a woman, in her mid-twenties yells "YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS" as i drove by...


i thought it was funny I would have yelled back "And you have a big one."
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