you know FWD is fail wheel drive. pretty much if you want a sport car the S2000 will blow the neon out of the water and big wing are played out. if you want a family car get the neon

edit i want my 2 min reading this post back

 

I think its time I stop making jokes. I feel like I'm getting in trouble >.>

 

Most people are too lazy to read anything after the first post or two before they respond

 

esta vaina que es brother

 

This post is funny

I know how you feel. It's how I've felt for the last ten days waiting on my Hardtop.

 

lol, hillarious. Time slows down drastically when you have a new toy on the way.

 

NEON FTW! haha I have one as a beat-the-shit-out-of-it-cuz-parts-are-cheap car. Thinking of learning to autoX/rallyX on it

 

I think you missed some serious metrics on your list...

for example..

Car got you laid?
Neon - Rarely
S2000 - Common
Winner - S2000

Backseat Nooky
Neon - It has backseats
S2000 - two seats; FAIL.
Winner - Neon

Trunkspace
Neon - Large enough to hold several clowns from the circus
S2000 - If you were trying to hide a body, you would need to cut/cannabilize pieces to fit it in there.
Winner: Neon

Crap...that still puts the Neon ahead.

 

^LOL:

Places to hide your stash:
S2K: hidden compartment, not bad
Neon: 1293081290 billion pockts not counting the tear in the passenger seat
winner: TIE

 

Actually, the exhaust on the neon is smaller so.... oh wait, I read that wrong... carry on >.> <.<