At the risk of being flamed, I'll take a shot at translating:

So, something on my lap fell (went to downshift from 5th to 4th) , went to pick it up, accidentally redlined (shifted into second and let clutch go) , bounced off rev limiter once or twice (or 11 times) , immediatly took foot off pedal (and popped it into neutral) , engline came on, got to a light, stalled, no longer starts up, honda is cool (tell me a car that can rev to 16,000 RPMs)

 

LMAO

 

oohhh, ooohh, my turn... lemme try !!!

So, something on my lap fell, (my mini-cell phone that I use about 3000 minutes a month) , went to pick it up, accidentally redlined (I left it in gear and squeezed the life out of the gas pedal) , bounced off rev limiter once or twice (weren't you paying attention ? I said I was on the cell phone !) ,immediatly took foot off pedal(I was deep into my conversation - I can't drive and talk at the same time) engline came on, got to a light, stalled, no longer starts up, honda is cool (I'm starting a new language - I hope you like it... I'm going to start us small caps and no periods in all my posts from now on... Honda is now cool because I packed the intake with dry ice to gain an extra 30 hp)

 

Must be something about the name Rick

Maybe Mr. Hesel will join in on the fun

 

I don't speak Esperanto

 

After seeing that thread about the two dead in germany, you guys made my day. Thanx

 

har har arent we comedians clever. i havent had much time, i just brought it into the dealership this mornin. i'll tell u guys the "whole story" when i can. sry about the confusion. the way the post was typed was meant to show my disdain with honda, at the moment.

 

we absolutely have to keep this thread live with translations.. you guys made my night

 

He took that a lot better than I thought he would have

 

haha