Thx for the entertainment , really funny stuff , minus the cursing and crude comments
Welcome once again to what may be the best car of your life.And plz keep us updated on your progress

 

 

Good stuff there, enjoyed the reading
keep us updates with your progress.

 

I'll work on that. I know I curse too much, it's an easy way to get yourself out of a joke that is going as well as you hoped.

Thanks for the positive feedback. I'm surprised no one has suggested that I go DIAF or something to that nature to this point.

I've posted some really extensive/insightful/amusing NBA related stories to my blog site lately. I will post a link to it later once I transfer my columns from facebook into my blogger account. It's much, much better that what I have been doing here, it's more mainstream (read: less cursing and references to rape), BUT, it's EXTREMELY stat heavy. I gobble statistics and numbers, I am a computer programming student (I also work seven days a week as a counselor for special needs children, I realized that my psychology degree can lead to very fulfilling work, but FULFILLING work rarely leads to the FILLING of your wallet, hence, the return to school for one of my other passions, computer), I love numbers so if you aren't into statistics, advanced metrics or "SABER" metrics, DON'T READ MY BLOG. It will drive you crazy. If you do enjoy stats and factual analytic break down of basketball, you'll gobble up 2,000 words in 10 minutes.

The car writing stuff has been an on and off thing. I posted on srtforums offtopic section (the best off topic section of ALL TIME in it's heyday, back when the srt-4 first came out, if you weren't ready to go to war every second of your time online, you did not post in that forum), but slowed down since then.

My "MOST FAMOUS" moment since back then was a pretty popular and widely read forum attack by myself and a few others, but I really took control of the forum and thread.

You guys can google "LOOSE WIRE" in 8thgencivics.com, in the thread for forum wars, the original nominee to compete against my buddies mazdaspeed 3 (I own a mazdaspeed 3 as well, and like many of us psychopaths, was booted from mazdas247.com and was one of the first member of mazdaspeedforums.org.

So anyways, we were on "forum wars", the web tv show that I believed aired on speed channel. It was a mazdaspeed 3 vs. an 8th gen civic from said forum. The original competitor dropped out due to a "LOOSE WIRE", clearly terrified of the ass whooping he was about to absorb. He totally backed out and hid from the world after I came in and went after him. I made an account called "loose wire". My avatar was of a broken electrical wire, and I only spoke and commented in the third person, speaking as the voice of the loose wire, apologizing for letting down the civic owners on the forum. It went on for quite a while, I think I had somewhere between 25,000 and 50,000 reads back then. It became a pretty legendary thing in the forum world for a fart in time.

So please take what I say with a grain of salt. I love my s2000 very very much, this is obviously being written strictly from the point of amusement for a guy who doesn't have much talent fixing cars and ended up behind the wheel of a car that needed to be poked and prodded everywhere. I'll keep it going for a while. I lost my samsung galaxy s2 (or it was stolen), so pictures galore have disappeared, naturally, stupid as I am, I backed everything up on the sd card that was IN THE PHONE. Oh well.

I'll post pics later. I had a pretty funny adventure trying to repair a tear in the roof with a vinyl repair kit. I just ended up with soggy fabric and hands covered in glue, absolutely no improvement to the top. I literally payed 16 dollars to just play with glue between my fingertips, then spending three days trying to get it off. I've got tons of tools, but I am the biggest one, I am essentially like Jeremy Clarkson when it comes to auto repairs, if I am able to capably complete the simplest of tasks, like sticking some connectors into the rear light sockets and replacing the fuse for the turn signal, I giggle myself to the point of filling my diaper with excitement.

Tomorrows adventure? Using JB weld (for the first time in my life) to try and create some sort of method to repair the broken bumper hole that the bolt goes through to attack the side of the rear bumper to the rear quarter panel.

Til tomorrow fellas! Here's to more laughs ahead.

P.S., I love my s2000. It's like one of those turds you drop in the toilet that you're so impressed with, you don't want to flush it, you want to take a picture of it and send it to everyone you know, and you just stare at it with a smirk of accomplishment on your face, literally a shit eating grin. Then the reality sinks in that no matter how much YOU enjoy that incredible turd, there is not another person on earth who would give a shit about it, and definitely wouldn't want to spend time sitting on it.

Good mornin....and your welcome.