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Old Jun 24, 2005 | 10:26 PM
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Well, it turns out that smacking a possum in the head with the OEM front lip is not the kindest of actions to either the animal or the car. Poor thing.. the car, that is. Exiting a corner the other night at high speed, I come upon the aforementioned creature being its stupid self standing in the middle of the road. I am doing approx. 80, so no time to swerve... just pray. Two beady little eyes in the headlights, and then THUNK! If only I had one more inch of clearance (I am stock height, by the way), His little brain would still be firing electrons in his ugly head, and I wouldn't have a big crack in my lip.

Oh well, I was going to replace it anyway, had lots of scuffs from an apparently stupid, or careless, or both, previous owner.
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Old Jun 24, 2005 | 10:30 PM
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better to pay for a new lip then to swerve into a tree. you didn the right thing by killing another useless animal =P
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Old Jun 24, 2005 | 10:48 PM
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remember! for every small animal you kill with the car, you gain 1hp from the car gods
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Old Jun 24, 2005 | 11:12 PM
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"Possum" is spelled with an O in front = Opossum













Sorry couldn't resist
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Old Jun 24, 2005 | 11:14 PM
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I love the title...sorry about the lip
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Old Jun 25, 2005 | 06:10 AM
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Sorry about the lip, but as others have said you did the right thing.

Thank God this wasn't a "I swerved to avoid hitting a cute, helpless little critter and ended up slamming head-on into a bus full of Jerry's Kids on their way to Disney World" thread.

Now you just need to put a little graphic of assorted critters like squirrels, opossums, rabbits, etc under your driver door with your first "/" mark for a kill beneath it!!!
Maybe you could find a pic of the critters all standing together from Bambi and use that!

Craig
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Old Jun 25, 2005 | 06:43 AM
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Consider it your contribution to the evolution of the Opossum. Now that idiot opossum won't live to breed more road crossing pests.
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Old Jun 25, 2005 | 06:54 AM
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good thing it was only a possum and not a deer or moose or bear! Those would hurt a little more!
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Old Jun 25, 2005 | 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted by hapa,Jun 25 2005, 10:54 AM
good thing it was only a possum and not a deer or moose or bear! Those would hurt a little more!
Could've also been an "opossom on the half shell" (aka armadillo).
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Old Jun 25, 2005 | 08:00 AM
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[QUOTE=NVMY4N,Jun 24 2005, 11:12 PM] "Possum" is spelled with an O in front = Opossum
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