Lay off the drugs man.

 

hahahah, thats funny!

 

hahah...nice....one time i went like 3 weeks without driving my car (in the body shop after someone hit me) so i asked if i could drive one of my buddy's AP1 and when i get in the car, i press the clutch and keep turning the key and it took me like a whole minute to remember that the S is push start

 

Every single time.

 

hahah!! good story to read in the morning!!

 

the other day, I tried to push the clutch in my mom's auto G35 coupe, that didn't go too well

 

once in a while I will forget to put the key in at all and push the start button and nothing happens!!! then I realise I am jsut a retard.

 

lol i have never done that. funny

 

I was picking up my girlfriend at Starbucks, so I pulled up in front and tried to put my 4-ways on. Instead of hitting the red 4-way button on the console I hit the start button, not once, but three times! I couldn't figure out why I was getting a loud grinding sound and not the 4 way indicators on the dash! Needless to say I went in and joined her for a coffee. I must have still been asleep.

I felt like such a tool and a bunch of people heard the terrible sound coming from my starter.

 

I'm always pushing the invisible clutch in while I start automatic cars...