> "Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
> Was a Supercharged Camaro and no cops in sight,
> I will try, I will try, I will try with this 2 liter motor,
> To beat this damn Camaro, even with it's big blower.
>
> As light goes to green and I pull like no joke,
> The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke.
> Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
> These are the names of my four VTEC pistons.
>
> Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
> But I know I'm in trouble when that blown Camaro gets traction.
> Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
> My rearview mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing.
>
> I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining.
> All I can do is keep that four-banger straining.
> In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
> And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past.
>
> Don't bother with third, 'cause now it's too late,
> Just try to act cool, like you can relate.
>
>
> Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
> The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
> "You can't win them all," he says in fling,
> "You may not win any in that silly thing,"
>
>
> I scowled and I revved and let out a sigh,
> & did my classic trademark high speed fly-by,
> Then I smiled and revved as I pulled out of sight,
> With my new mods tomorrow, it will be a better night

 

lol. ricer christmas

 

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

THAT just SO made my day!!!!!!!!!

 

And then the road curved and we won.

 

but knowing that even mod won't help s win a drag against camaro

 

that was a fun little read for the morning