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Old Mar 26, 2005 | 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by xviper,Mar 26 2005, 08:23 PM
We just say "50/50" for ease of conversation. Good Lord, why would anyone blow a nut over 1%. I can change wt. dist. of the car if I ate a super large pepperoni pizza by myself. And I can change it back after I take a big dump.
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Old Mar 26, 2005 | 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by xviper,Mar 27 2005, 04:23 AM
We just say "50/50" for ease of conversation. Good Lord, why would anyone blow a nut over 1%. I can change wt. dist. of the car if I ate a super large pepperoni pizza by myself. And I can change it back after I take a big dump.
haha...
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Old Mar 26, 2005 | 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by xviper,Mar 26 2005, 11:23 PM
We just say "50/50" for ease of conversation. Good Lord, why would anyone blow a nut over 1%. I can change wt. dist. of the car if I ate a super large pepperoni pizza by myself. And I can change it back after I take a big dump.
1% of a 2800lb car. Make that a HUGE DUMP!

Either that, or you've done some jail time and certain body parts are permanently stretched to ridiculous sizes.
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Old Mar 26, 2005 | 07:53 PM
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^ Have you heard of "figure of speach"? "Analogy"? "Trite anecdote"?

Wait! Lemme guess ...................... You're one of those who go around saying "this car has 49/51 wt. dist." right?
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Old Mar 26, 2005 | 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by xviper,Mar 26 2005, 11:53 PM
^ Have you heard of "figure of speach"? "Analogy"? "Trite anecdote"?

Wait! Lemme guess ...................... You're one of those who go around saying "this car has 49/51 wt. dist." right?
I was messing with you.

... and after having the flu last week, I'm beginning to think losing 28 lbs. on the crapper is quite possible.

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Old Mar 26, 2005 | 08:10 PM
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OH MY GOSH, something just occured to me:
OK, when Honda built this car, it had 49/51. But then, they put a bit of gas in it. If they put 3 gallons in to run the car around from the here to there, they just made it 48/52.
Then, I got the car and immediately filled the tank up. This would add about 120 - 130 pounds of fuel to the ass end. Now we're sitting at about 46/54.
But then, every time I run the gas tank close to empty, I get that 49/51 back.
On the other hand, when I put on 40 pounds of supercharger AND run the gas tank down, my car is about 51/49. That is, untill I fill up the gas tank again, then it would go back to about 47/53.
So, with supercharger and maybe only 1/2 a tank (or would that be closer to 1/3 tank?), I could achieve the perfect 50/50.
But then, that's with me NOT sitting in the car. If I get in, I put my body weight about 1 to 1.5 feet behind the mid-point of the wheel base. While not revealing my true bulk , I would still need to run near empty in fuel to get that 50/50 back.
What to do? What to do?
Yer right, I'm blowing a nut here.
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Old Mar 26, 2005 | 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Honda 224 GTS,Mar 26 2005, 09:58 PM
I was messing with you.

... and after having the flu last week, I'm beginning to think losing 28 lbs. on the crapper is quite possible.

I did this a couple of days ago. I thought I was going to overflow the outhouse.
Hope you feel better.
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Old Mar 26, 2005 | 08:31 PM
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It's only 50/50 when you replace the stock aluminum shift knob with a great titanium one. Those extra fifty grams tip the balance back to neutral. Try it. You won't be disappointed.

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Old Mar 26, 2005 | 08:53 PM
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Xviper,you should get on a diet,and drive with the seat as far back as you can.
And don't forget,it'a mid-engine car!
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Old Mar 26, 2005 | 09:18 PM
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Damn I just took a piss... there go 20 pounds.

Sorry I couldn't resist.
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