I start by wiping her down with a warm damp cloth, I then reach for her mid-section and unclamp her top. I move down and reach for the "fun button" and as I do so her top slowly comes off. I continue to wipe her down with the warm soapy water, touching her in all of her tight "hard to reach places", I was touching places I have never even seen before!
After she was clean, I break out the lube and start at the top and rub it into all of her soft, warm, plush spots. I begin by rubbing it in slow circular motions then I go a little faster until she is glistening wet. Now that she is all greased up I put her top halfway up and let her bask in the hot afternoon sun, letting her absorb all that new Shin-etsu grease I just put on her.
I got my order of Shin-etsu grease from HondaA-accessories this week end and put it on. I never thought I could get sensual with my car, now I know differently!

 

I've seen the "Having sex in the S2000" type threads several times over the last couple of years. However this is the first "sex with the S2000" I've seen. Is this a from of bestiality?

 

I don't know how you would classify that but I think we all have some form of it.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by William
[B]I've seen the "Having sex in the S2000" type threads several times over the last

 

No, bestiality is correct. I don't think it's correct in this context however. It seems like you're anthropomorphizing your S, surpassing fetishism and moving into something akin to a "philia" in the truest sense.
But you're not alone. e.e.cummings wrote a nice little poem on the subject, it starts out "she being brand new and a little stiff i was careful of her..." It's about breaking-in a new, um, car, I think. It's a pretty good read.

 

{look around, shrug, click back button on browser}

 

Hehe, that was great...

William, link me to one of these "sex in a s2000" posts.

 

O.K. This might sound a little odd but it was meant for a joke! Go back to the original post and read it again thinking it is a joke.
If you still don't find amusing perform the following.
1: Check you pulse
2: Lighten up

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by 2001_s2000
[B]Hehe, that was great...