I'm all for celebrating a worthwhile event but I don't think this is the proper way to do it.



LONDON - A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks, paramedics said Thursday.

The incident took place Sunday, when Britain celebrated Bonfire Night, traditionally marked with fireworks to celebrate the Guy Fawkes

 

Did he get his container of firecrackers confused with his container of suppositories?

 

I recently saw a short video on Google or Photobucket of a guy who tried to launch a bottle rocket from the same place. The rocket failed to lift off when ignited. As painful as it was to watch, I must confess I found it funny.

 

Ka-ching!!

Darwin Award time -- although whether this fellow will yet be able to pass along his unworthy genes is still to be determined, apparently. HPH

 

ok ... that takes the age old prank of lighting gaseous emissions to a whole new level



see??? the redneck population is not confined to the southern US.

 

 

FWIW I have found rednecks in just about every state i have travelled to. Yep, I have been up nawth too.

 

Methinks that redneck was not the problem, here. HPH

 

Mayhaps some ethyl??

 

That would be MY guess.

or a brain injury sustained during his stay in Iraq that rendered his 'executive function/deductive reasoning/better judgement' useless...
if I were a betting woman, I'd put my money on batguano's guess.