Watch for these consolidations in 2009....


1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W R. Grac
Co.
Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers
join forces and
become:
Poly, Warner Cracker

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota
Mining will merge
and
become:
ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and
become:
FedUP

6. Fairchild Electronic s and Honeywell Computers will
become:

Fairwell Honeychild

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

PouponPants

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of
Women will become:

Knott NOW!

And finally...

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge
under the new name:

TittyTittyBangBang

 

bad boy!!

 

You forgot
Time Warner and Wiltel communications will merge
and
become:

Time Wiltel

 

Nice!!