The Darwin award is awarded to those folks who voluntarily remove themselves from eh gene pool.
Typically the award is posthumous but occasionally candidates succeed with removal part without a fatal event.
Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself In Penis After Sitting On Gun | HuffPost

The jury will be out on this guy for a while to determine full eligibility but it's looking promising.*


*for the record this also qualifies for dual submission into the annals of "Florida Man" headlines.

 

OUCH!

 

One less to reproduce!

 

Talk about "shooting" prematurely!

 

I guess he would have been better off if he had been shooting "blanks"? Perhaps from here on out he will be?

 

Guess I need to change the Title to the plural sense now.

Chernobyl Site Now Offers Overnight Stays | HuffPost

hey come on down, it's safe trust Ivan, He knows. no please don't turn on Geiger counter.

 

And I thought you were going to list yet another Failorida.

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/wo...-suffers-burns

 

well technically I don't think she is eligible since at 60 there is a very low likelihood she can still claim to be part of the gene pool.