The wife is busy frying eggs, when her husband comes home. He
walks into the kitchen and immediately starts yelling:

"CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM NOW!!!
WE NEED MORE OIL!!! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK!!! CAREFUL!!!
CAREFUL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP!!!
ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL!!! USE MORE SALT!!!
THE SALT!!!!"

The wife is very upset: "What the hell is wrong with you? Why are
you yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?"

The husband calmly replies: "This is to show you what it feels
like, when I am driving and you sit next to me."