I'm stuck on a runway in New Jersey due to thunderstorms in Boston. I haven't eaten since breakfast and I have no idea how long I will be sitting here. I thought I had the entire row to myself when the last two people who got on the plane sat next to me. Of course, the guy next to me weighs about 300 pounds and takes up half my seat.

Talk to me people. I need to take my mind off of this.

Thanks.

Bill

 

I'm on a beach vacation and it rained all day today. Does that help at all?

Shut your cookie hole. This is part of why you make the big bucks. Deal with it.

 

I feel for ya LB, does the fat guy stink ?

 

What's the new rule, they can't keep you in the airplane for more than 90 minutes?

I was once on the ground at Dullas for more than 2 hours. Luckily, it was an international flight, so I was in first class on a 747. I can't imagine being stuck in a regional jet for that long. . .

 

Here's some sign language for you:

 

Not tha I can tell. He seems to be from England or some country that speaks English with and English-like accent.

 

Something to cheer you up!

http://www.maniacworld.com/Big-Balls-Airline.html

 

I don't know the rule. We've been sitting for an hour and 17 minutes right now. My a$$ is asleep.

 

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFjVbiPzwpI [/media]

 

Bill, we just had chicken, roasted potatoes and corn...it was tasty.

Now on to making you feel better, I found out I have yet another bum shoulder...dye leaks out of it, that's not supposed to happen

Sitting on a runway doesn't sound too bad now does it?