How about a controversial thread?
Wise guy... 
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I wish you would think up a good controversy. A light one, not too heavy to take the fun out, but a good one. Okay, now that you have all the instructions, I will be looking to see what you produce! 
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OK -- here are some controversial topics, let's not discuss all of them at once:
1. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
2. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
3. How do I set my laser printer on stun?
4. How is it possible to have a civil war?
5. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
6. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
7. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
8. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
9. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
10. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
11. If you're born again, do you have two belly-buttons?
12. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
13. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
14. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
15. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
16. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
17. What happens when none of your bees wax?
18. Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?
19. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
20. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
21. If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why
doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
1. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
2. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
3. How do I set my laser printer on stun?
4. How is it possible to have a civil war?
5. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
6. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
7. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
8. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
9. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
10. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
11. If you're born again, do you have two belly-buttons?
12. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
13. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
14. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
15. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
16. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
17. What happens when none of your bees wax?
18. Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?
19. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
20. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
21. If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why
doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
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Originally Posted by uppitychick,Apr 2 2005, 06:56 PM
And, Ralper, I can't get into that link. I am not a member. 
(Just kidding ... I'm not actually registered either.)