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Old 07-09-2014, 12:22 PM
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SOB the Irish have a spokesman. I might do the Scots. but with our reputation it is a big job. Got to find someone for Native Americans.


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Ok, back to topic. A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender says "What 'll you have gents?". The rabbi says i'll have a glass of wine, I'll bless it here at the table ." The priest says "I'll have a glass of whiskey, if it's from Ireland it's already blessed." The Imam says "I'll have a glass of water I'm not permitted to have alcohol."

About this time a stripper walks in and sits down.


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Old 07-10-2014, 08:38 AM
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Did somebody forget the punchline^^? Or maybe I just don't get it.
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Originally Posted by Morris View Post
Did somebody forget the punchline^^?
Quite possible. It is Vintage after all. Maybe just wait until he has finished his nap.
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Originally Posted by Morris
Did somebody forget the punchline^^? Or maybe I just don't get it.
It got redacted for political incorrectness. Something about foreign policy on shipping condoms to countries with WMDs. If you want a good political joke go to page 1 of this thread. We had a better sense of humor in. 2006.

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Originally Posted by PanteraKitty
I Miss Bill Clinton It doesnt matter what party you belong to -- this is hilarious. <<edited to remove reported offensive content>>
In case you missed it (moderators). Cute, but more than a tad political and racist.

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Originally Posted by toekneer View Post
Originally Posted by Morris
Did somebody forget the punchline^^? Or maybe I just don't get it.
It got redacted for political incorrectness. Something about foreign policy on shipping condoms to countries with WMDs. If you want a good political joke go to page 1 of this thread. We had a better sense of humor in. 2006.

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If Jim redacted a portion of your post, he would have let me know about it. If I had done so, I would also know about it (and would let Jim know). If a site moderator or admin did so, it is customary (although not mandatory) that they let the other involved moderators of the sub-forum know about it. If you redacted your own text, then... well, frankly, then it isn't my problem.

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Originally Posted by PanteraKitty
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In case you missed it (moderators). Cute, but more than a tad political and racist.

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I will have to go look for this. I don't recall ever seeing it. Since it offends you, I appreciate you bringing it to our attention and I will address it immediately. You can also use the "report" button for offensive posts and both the local and site moderators will get an alert on it via email.


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Old 07-10-2014, 06:01 PM
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1278 posts long and 8 years old! Great lifespan, but painfully long load time. And seeing as this is Vintage and we don't buy any green bananas here, it's time for a new thread.

https://www.s2ki.com/s2000/topic/109...vintage-style/
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