Joke of the Day Part II Vintage Style
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11-07-2006, 04:45 PM
#14
Originally Posted by JonasM,Nov 7 2006, 08:43 PM
I was wondering who would comment on that. Definitely not me, innocent as I am...... 
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Neither did the teenager!
11-07-2006, 04:47 PM
#15
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Originally Posted by JonasM,Nov 7 2006, 08:43 PM
I was wondering who would comment on that. Definitely not me, innocent as I am......
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11-07-2006, 04:52 PM
#16
Originally Posted by Lainey8484,Nov 7 2006, 08:47 PM
I would have commented also, but I didn't want you guys to know that I know about those things.
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11-07-2006, 05:55 PM
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Ladies and gentleman this is the shirt which will represent us the Vintage group!!! 
Wait, wait I'm not done yet here comes the punch line I'll be afraid to wear this shirt when I'm going to have sex with my wife......why you may ask.......She'll be pressing the red button to see if anything happens!!
Wait, wait I'm not done yet here comes the punch line I'll be afraid to wear this shirt when I'm going to have sex with my wife......why you may ask.......She'll be pressing the red button to see if anything happens!!
11-08-2006, 10:39 AM
#18
Drinking Buddies
Dick & Ed were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft
mechanics in PITTSBURGH.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Dick said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Ed says, "Me too.
Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of highoctane hootch and get
completely smashed.
The next morning Dick wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In
fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover!
NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Ed
Ed says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Dick says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Ed says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Dick says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We
ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing."
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No "
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver."
Dick & Ed were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft
mechanics in PITTSBURGH.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Dick said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Ed says, "Me too.
Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of highoctane hootch and get
completely smashed.
The next morning Dick wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In
fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover!
NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Ed
Ed says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Dick says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Ed says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Dick says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We
ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing."
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No "
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver."
11-09-2006, 06:17 PM
#19
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER.
AVAILABLE NOW AT WAL-MARTS EVERYWHERE.
JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS!
1. Sag, You're it.
2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Doc Goose.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Hide and go pee.
9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
10. Musical recliners.
AVAILABLE NOW AT WAL-MARTS EVERYWHERE.
JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS!
1. Sag, You're it.
2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Doc Goose.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Hide and go pee.
9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
10. Musical recliners.
11-13-2006, 03:37 AM
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Is he a good dentist?
A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.
His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is that so?" the first said. "Did he do a good job?"
"Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot," he said. "The ball most have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the stomach. That," he added, "was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."
A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.
His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is that so?" the first said. "Did he do a good job?"
"Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot," he said. "The ball most have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the stomach. That," he added, "was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."