Crap! My pond pump quit and I'm up to my elbows in turtle crap.

Crap! Got to the nursery to get a pump and filter material. They were out of small lava rock.

Crap! Got the new pump and my Jeep wouldn't start.

Crap! I'm cleaning all the old lava rock and guess what it's full of.

Crap! I started to open the box to wire in the new pump and the box screws were stripped.

Crap! I lost my screwdriver in the pond.

Crap! Looking for my screwdriver I got my finger bit!

I quit. I've poured a bloody mary. I'm glad it's Summer.

fltstshr

 

I so understand. I'm headed out to clean out our pond filter but it's too early to drink.

 

It is never too early to drink! There are time when it is too late to sober up but never too early to drink!

 

Just not your day Grant. Start over tomorrow with another bloody mary.

 

I was gonna say by the 5th crap it is a sign to stop what you are doing and get yourself a tasty beverage.

 

I love that line it's a new one for me but I agree!

 

What a crappy story. At least it had a happy ending.

 

Oh shit,de "merde".....

 

Sacré merde?

 

Merde alors...