Reminds me of the old joke:

A guy goes into a toy store to buy his daughter a birthday gift. He looks around for a while, then approaches the owner. He says, "I see you have Doctor Barbie for $19.95; Nurse Barbie for $19.95; Lawyer Barbie for $19.95. What's up with the Barbie on the top shelf with the $199.95 price tag?'

The owner replied, "That's Divorcee Barbie: she comes with Ken's house, car, and boat."

 

Several year ago, I saw this one:

2TH PIKR

I will assume the driver was a dental hygenist (younger girl in a subcompact). That said, until a few years ago, my dentist drove an old Hyundai Accent. Now he drives a Prius and recently purchased an early 90's NFR NSX. Go figure.

 

That reminds me of one of my trips to Germany for business. I used to travel with our Air Force and Army reps over a two week period. First with one that I would drop off at Frankfurt Airport and pick up the other. Because there were two of us, with our baggage and demo equipment I could book a FULL SIZE car with Avis. With Avis in Germany if one books a car using American Express one can get a Mercedes. On one trip I was lucky enough to "land" a MB S420 (which had a governed speed of 240 KPH (149 MPH) Anyone, one day after lunch the Army guy who had been looking forward to drinking some German beer (specifically Hefeweizen)and I were blasting down the Autobahn at about 180 KPH (because he would start to scream like a three year old girl at any speed over that)and all of a sudden he open his passenger window. For a second I thought "WTF" and then it hit me (in more ways than one).

Well, I still have the memory of getting to our hotel, letting him out of the car and then finding out that the S420 will go up hill and down at a governed 240 KPH.

 

oooh I hate that

 

Seen on a boosted S2K: V8SMOKR

 

on a mini from Maine...

COOOPAH

 

Oh, I get it! Some people talk funny. I'll bet Lainey says it like that, too.

 

nah lainey doesn't have a down east accent, not even close.