I would like to make the community aware of two individuals who have given their all so that my family might enjoy this holiday, even though we never met.

To date Tom and Jerry have been beheaded, eviscerated, deep frozen, thawed, and forced to endure chemical injections. They are currently suffering slow torture by fire, a process which will last 7 to 8 hours.

All this so that my family might better enjoy this day of thanksgiving. I for one shall never forget their sacrifice.

Please keep them and their kind in your thoughts as you celebrate this holiday. I plan to raise a glass to them around 4:00 PM Eastern, so join me if you like.

Happy Thanksgiving,

Mike

 

I was surprised, but my 7 and 9 year old kids really like T&J. I think I used to enjoy them when I was younger, but gimme Speed Racer any day!

 

These two are turkeys Chaz.

 

Bwahahahahah!!! I thought you were talking about the cartoon. Too funny. [ToSelf]Read much???[/ToSelf]

Well, sink your teeth in deep to Tom and Jerry, Mike.

 

Chaz........

 

On behalf of Tom717 (Tom Finucane) and paS2K (Jerry Kreider), I hereby file a formal complaint with the management. Of course, they are busy tilting at Don Quixote's Windmills....fanning a since-departed political wind. They will probably not be listening....

For Don Quixote, he woke up from the dream weekend and the threat had disappeared. He thereafter rescinded all of his fears on Monday and unlocked the prisoner threads.

[ Editorial liberties taken with the storyline....apologies to Cervantes]

 

Before we slowly barbequed our Tom, we subjected him to 12 hours of "water boarding" in a salty brine with secret plant extracts. I highly recommend this technique to get the most out of your victim.

 

Tom in his finest hour. Poor Jerry was reduced to a carcass before the camera was available.

 

Our Tom's sacrifice was certainly appreciated. Yum...