So Dallas, where are the kids now?

Gerry

 

I can't take credit as the author of the list. I received it as an email joke a couple of years ago, and I was reminded of it while reading this thread. You can just see some of these things happening in your mind's eye, can't you? Actually, I was very fortunate to have 3 well behaved daughters who are now grown, educated, and off enjoying their own lives.

If anything, I would have been the kid doing the things described. I had no common sense at all.