You've just now come to that conclusion? The birds will not be touching my car as I will kill them until they die from it.

 

Now that song is stuck in my brain!

 

I have had a on going disagreement with the Plant Pixie about the difference between her feeding the birds and me feeding the deer. At least the deer don't thank us by sh!ting on the cars.

 

Maybe the birds just think they are dumping on a big pile of guano.

And the deer don't sing!

 

Are you insinuating that our Honda Fit and Infiniti I-30 are nothing more than a pile of guano? I think not, as I believe I know you better than that.

 

No Matt. Not. I've never seen any of your cars except the Suzuka. But birds poop on all cars, especially white ones for some reason.

 

Well, now, the Honda commercials *did* say "The Fit is Go."

And from the toilet paper commercials we all know we are supposed to "enjoy the Go" when we use their product, so maybe the Fit is Go means more than we realize?



PS The homemade gin is okay, but I wouldn't drink it straight or in a dry martini. I think it's best as a gin and tonic with lime. And it's for if you are in the mood for something different. (wanted to mention that because I know I'll forget and you had specifically asked and it just occurred to me I never answered)

 

The Fit is not a Go. This is a GO:





...and these are more GOs.




Im a Go-dropper.

 

Don't see any guano on those!

 

Now that song is stuck in my brain!
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Let me help:
...do birds sing so gay?