My last will and testiment
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My last will and testiment
I Jeff Shanley, being of sound mind and exceptional libido leave the following should my life become dust during my very dangerous surgery Wednesday:
My year supply of Preperation H: I can't leave this to Dan because he's a perfect asshole so I leave it to Meredith because I'm sure she has a pain in her ass!
Oriental Rug: Tommy
My favorite book of dumb ass stupid jokes: Richie, he probaly wrote half of them
Someone to feel Lisa's boobs: Alicia of course
My mistress: Has to go to Gan, dammit boy first time ya bring a hot chick too BB, its your sis! GET A FUGGIN GIRL!
Thesarus: Warren
My Sopranos DVD Collect: Joey
More to come, I'm a little emotional right now!
My year supply of Preperation H: I can't leave this to Dan because he's a perfect asshole so I leave it to Meredith because I'm sure she has a pain in her ass!
Oriental Rug: Tommy
My favorite book of dumb ass stupid jokes: Richie, he probaly wrote half of them
Someone to feel Lisa's boobs: Alicia of course
My mistress: Has to go to Gan, dammit boy first time ya bring a hot chick too BB, its your sis! GET A FUGGIN GIRL!
Thesarus: Warren
My Sopranos DVD Collect: Joey
More to come, I'm a little emotional right now!
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hmmmm
I would be happy to turn your S into a track monster, in your loving honor of course. And would be honored to take care of Lisa for you and make sure she is always in a blue S when not cruising the street in your benz
BTW who gets the Hunter Dictionary??????
Warmest Regards
Mitch
I would be happy to turn your S into a track monster, in your loving honor of course. And would be honored to take care of Lisa for you and make sure she is always in a blue S when not cruising the street in your benz
BTW who gets the Hunter Dictionary??????
Warmest Regards
Mitch
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From: It's a secret!
Originally posted by S2KSuzuka
I would be happy to turn your S into a track monster, in your loving honor of course.
I would be happy to turn your S into a track monster, in your loving honor of course.
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From: It's a secret!
Originally posted by Hunter
My book "Things not to say in front of my spouse" goes to KIMMY!
My book "Things not to say in front of my spouse" goes to KIMMY!
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Jeff,
I'm touched.. I'm really touched.. ( excuse me for a sec.. i need a wad of tissue.. )..
i'm just at a loss of words... i don't really know how to express the happiness i have for your gracious gift...
i'm sure you gift will help me to express myself..
thank you..
Warren
I'm touched.. I'm really touched.. ( excuse me for a sec.. i need a wad of tissue.. )..
i'm just at a loss of words... i don't really know how to express the happiness i have for your gracious gift...
i'm sure you gift will help me to express myself..
thank you..
Warren
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Originally posted by Hunter
What the hell ya thanking me for Warren
IM STILL ALIVE!
What the hell ya thanking me for Warren
IM STILL ALIVE!
besides... its impt to thank you now...
i dont think my calling plan covers astral plane... nextel is good... but i dont think its that good...
i wish i could express it better.... perhaps 1 day i will...
ps. check yyour pm-s dangit!