Why.. do we run down a jetway... and jets jet down a runway?

 

Why do we drive on a parkway but park ona driveway?


What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

 

Why do they call it a Blow Job when there is not any actual "blowing" involved?

 

Why is it that all the wrong songs come on the radio when you're already feeling down?

 

Damn, and I thought it was just me that felt this way!

 

1. Who the fcuk runs down a jetway?
2. Jets don't "jet" down a runway.
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Main Entry: 3jet
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): jet

 

Why are you guys are so good at rhyming in such a nice way?

 

Once in summer camp...

 

Do you know the difference between being cheap and being frugal? Well it depends on how many college degrees you got. It is the same as the difference between being a smart ass and being facetious. Now replace the a with an e and make it plural and you are now fecestious - and what does that mean? (hint - means you are full of crap)