Hey Vince!
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Hey Vince!
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. This one was from Kingman, KS.
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a Kansas City chef! __________________________________________________ _____
IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked: "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. This one was from Kingman, KS.
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a Kansas City chef! __________________________________________________ _____
IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked: "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
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nice !...
Idiot Sighting..
DoGman growls up at a gas staion with his spugen. Attendant says, nice "v6" in there..
and of course..
Idiot Sightings pt II.. for this spring
Idiot Sighting..
DoGman growls up at a gas staion with his spugen. Attendant says, nice "v6" in there..
and of course..
Idiot Sightings pt II.. for this spring
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True story in the Cornwall Newspaper.
Man called CAA because his car doors were locked, his battery in his Key Fob died.
CAA arrived and asked what the problem was, the Man explained his key fob battery was dead and was therefore locked out of his car. The tow man asked to see his keys, and proceeded to open the door with the key.
Man called CAA because his car doors were locked, his battery in his Key Fob died.
CAA arrived and asked what the problem was, the Man explained his key fob battery was dead and was therefore locked out of his car. The tow man asked to see his keys, and proceeded to open the door with the key.
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Hah!
Marta told me she needed someone to teach you to be manly. I didn't want you learning it on the street corner.
BTW she said if you tell her no again then its the naughty stool for you.
Marta told me she needed someone to teach you to be manly. I didn't want you learning it on the street corner.
BTW she said if you tell her no again then its the naughty stool for you.