s2kdarren

http://www.asksnoop.com/

you will be glad you did.

Decepticon

I did s2ki and it was so funny the main page

Mindcore

Its the shiznit yo!!

MOTU

I'd like to frizzle the freak that started the damn nizzle fizzle wizzle wizy of spoken.

What was wrong with, "don't axe me to sit at my deks"?

Now it's got to be "dizzle axe mizzle to shizzle at mizzle deks"!

Hell I can't keep up.

Why does the world spin so fast??

Mindcore

It's not spinning too fast, you're just slow

MOTU

Bastard! You've stayed up late again thinking those up, haven't you!

Mindcore

You would think eh? I ripped through 5 of your posts in about a minute, I was busy with work.. seems I'm wittier when I don't think...

I made that one easy for ya

MOTU

One never walks through an open door while the opener is still standing behind it. Least you get stabbed in the back on the way in.

That said, I find that you are rarely witty. Most of what you write is dull and boring, not uncommon for the large forehead crowd. You must spead too much time thinking! However, that too is not working. You are more fun when you head is empty. It also makes your forehead shorter, (less expansion).

JO JO Chinto called and wants to interview you about doin it on bridges. He feels there is a Pulitzer prize in there, something about the missing link???

MOTU

If this is a thread for pure jokes, then where is the pic of Vince??

MOTU

Or for that matter the Boring Berlina Booster, Trixy.