You have a point, I presume, though what it is is beyond me. Hmm... how about "I am too stupid and uneducated to understand what you posted, so I will cast general aspersions on your writing." Was that it? Or was it, "I know you're criticizing me but I can't think of a decent comeback, so I'm going to call you names, you big meanie." That sort of fits, I guess. Or maybe, "I can use big words, too, provided I do so by quoting you." That it? Nah, probably not. I don't know -- could you rephrase please?

By the way, if you're going to quote me, please don't claim I misspelled a word ("OFFFENSES [sic]") when I didn't do so. I am quite capable of making my own grammatical, punctuation, and spelling errors, though if I need help coming up with new ones I'll certainly know whom to consult.

Oh, by way of clarification: I'm not sure why it matters, but I am indeed "at least 30+." (Redundantly, in fact; how'd you know? Ooh, I know: the vintage badge? What an amazing intellect you must have to have figured that out.) But don't take that to mean too much: I was putting together complete sentences (with vocabulary more advanced than the Dr. Seuss books that I imagine challenge you) even when I was your age, which I presume to be about twelve; and even at my ripe old age, I'm quite capable of holding my own should I ever have the opportunity to interact in person with you and your scammer buddy.

Now, where's my Geritol?