Vadster

wtf cement like jizz? mine can hold paper together

second2none

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLcGu8FoISk [/media]

second2none

You've never seen? Better than jb weld.

lazymashi

cue the "the more you know" with cosby gif...

second2none

Man, I used to love watching "In Living Color".

lazymashi

fav segment for me was the "yo mama jeopardy" with al bundy in it...

lazymashi

still can't believe that was jim carrey in there... i don't even really recall any white guys being a regular...

second2none

They had a bunch. Jim Carrey was a riot and so was Damon Wayans.

medicalstudent

oh! That reminds me of a pathology class I took in medical school. The pathologist basically just brought in a slideshow of curious and disgusting things to look at dead guys who fell with their eyeballs popped out or nasty stuff like that.

So he shows us this X-ray and asked what it is.

Looked like an erect penis.

See a bright line where the urethra should be (that's not right, empty spaces are black, not white).

So this patient wanted to keep his erection up for a few days. So he squirts superglue into his pee-hole. It worked (too well - old-school Viagra? )

Anyway, if you can't pee, that's going to be a problem. Nothing could dissolve the superglue. So his penis was cut off...

second2none

Ouch!!!!!!