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Old 12-13-2005, 07:12 AM
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bird flu must have hit nigeria really hard lately; all their dignitaries and millionaires are dying.

have you guys seen www.419eater.com? absolutely fricken' hilarious! i never knew there were other people out there who enjoyed stringing these dumbasses along! i've had my "mikey_rotch" email open for years to catch all the scam emails and have been toying with these guys. but the guy from this site is incredible! he's got the scammers to tattoo themselves, and spend hundreds of dollars on him!

i need to come up with a plan of attack for my next victim.....any ideas?
Old 12-15-2005, 01:39 PM
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here's the beginning of one i just started.



>From: "CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT" <info1132@msn.com>
>Reply-To: csbankonline@wp.pl
>To: info1132@msn.com
>Subject: RE: Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).
>Date: Wed, 14 Dec 2005 16:28:07 +0000
>
>

>CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
>CORPORATE HEAD QUARTERS, 15 TINUBU SQUARE,
>TEL/FAX: 234-1-435-9681
>Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04
>ATTN: HOUNOURABLE CONTRACTOR ,
>IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT.
>CONTRACT#:MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009
>
>From the! Records of outstanding contractors due for Payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria, your Name was attached as the next of kin to one of our late contractor.
>
>Your payment has been discovered as next on the list of payment. So, I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also be advised that because of too many contractors that I have to pay at this final quarter of the year, you will only receive the sum of us $8,000,000, EIGHT Million United States
>
>Dollars.
>
>So that I will be able to pay other contractors, but my promise is that I will make sure that you receive your balance later. Kindly re-confirm to me the followings:
>
>1. Your full name.
>2. Phone, fax and mobile #.
>3. Company name, and address.
>4. Profession, age and marital status.
>5 Account details
>
>As soon as this information is received, your payment will be made to you in
>a certified bank draft or wired to your nominated bank account directly from
>Central Bank of Nigeria via HSBC BANK PLC SPAIN Upon filling the the payment
>approval form.
>
>Call me as soon as you receive this letter for further discussion
>
>Regards,
>
>Prof. Charles C. Soludo.
>Executive Governor,
>Central Bank of Nigeria
>(CBN).
>234-1-435-9681




to which i replied...

Dearest Charles,
I do not know how you obtained my email address, but you are very fortunate to have contacted me. I am interested in your business proposition, but will give you a little info about me first.
I am a lemur farmer by trade; and have invested millions in my passion for the little furry buggers. I have seen my company grow from a 1 man operation, to the largest petting zoo/guided hunting grounds in all of Arkansas. I named it "Pet Mike Rotch's Furry Friends". I see that you are from Africa...you have many interesting creatures over there. Perhaps you could assist me in getting exotic animals brought over here...do you have velociraptor over there? I would pay thousands to get one of those!

To answer your questions,

1) Mike Rotch
2) Due to a vicious lemur attack where two clawed at my ears, damaging my inner ear permanatly many years ago, I am unfortunately cannot use a telephone. I can, however, communicate via text phone, which works basically like a normal phone but with a keyboard. Do you have access to a text-phone? If not, I'm afraid all communication will have to be via e-mail.
3) Pet Mike Rotch's Furry Friends
27419 Johnson Spring Road Ste. #69
Eureka Springs, AR 72632
4) Managing Director & CEO, age 43, single (and looking....do you know any single african ladies?)
5) Plunder & Flee LLP
Acct. #: 54869-234244-19
Swift Code: FR43985
Acct. Holder Name: Michael Rotch

Regards,

Mike Rotch
Managing Director & CEO
Pet Mike Rotch's Furry Friends


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today i got this....

From: "Prof. Charles Soludo" <csbankonline@wp.pl>
>To: mike rotch <mikey_rotch@hotmail.com>
>Subject: Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).
>Date: Thu, 15 Dec 2005 17:38:34 +0100
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>CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
>CORPORATE HEAD QUARTERS, 15 TINUBU SQUARE,
>TEL/FAX: 234-1-435-9681
>Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04
>ATTN: HOUNOURABLE CONTRACTOR ,
>IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT.
>CONTRACT#:MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009
>
>
>Dear Mike Rotch,
>
>Many thanks to your e-mail of today which you indicated that you are interested in lodging the fund into your bank account. i will let us to share the Fund after the fund hit you bank account. Can we share it 50/50? let me know fast.
>
>I have forwarded your information to the Wire Control Room where they will raise the {CERTIFIFIED BANK DRAFT OF THE $8,000,000, EIGHT
>Million United States} they will contact you from Nigeria the heard office of apex bank {CBN}. so let me know as soon as they do ok.your question if i have accest to text-phone? the answer is yes you can as well text me anytime. your second question about Africa ladies for wife to you, yes i have them but i dont know if they will assist untill i talk to them and i can as well give you their information to contact them for private discusion between you and she.
>
>I wait to hear from you again
>
>Regards,
>
>Prof. Charles C. Soludo.
>Executive Governor,
>Central Bank of Nigeria(CBN).
>234-1-435-9681




Dearest Charles,

I will contact you as soon as I hear from the bank. Thank you for looking into the ladies for me; I very much appreciate that. Any word of whether or not you can help me find exotic African animals to export over to my petting zoo/hunting ranch? Also, please use my other other email address as this one is beginning to overflow with pornography. The address is mikeyrotch@gmail.com.

Mike Rotch
Managing Director & CEO
Pet Mike's Furry Friends



his ip address puts him in poland, btw.
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You are having way too much fun with these people
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You have too much free time, though I did get sucked into spending an hour+ on that website you mentioned. Too funny.
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That's friggin' hilarious.
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HELL YEAH!!!! the bank contacted me today!! my 8 million is almost here! i didn't get anything entertaining out of the bank, but they said a lawyer will contact me shorty. he'll no doubtedly need the 'fees' to get started, so i should be able to have some fun with him.

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awesome

That guy 'Shiver Metimbers' has quite a list of accomplishments.. I LOVE the ones where he gets them to TATTOO themselves with "Baited by Shiver"
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this one is my favorite.

make sure to read the forms that the scammer fills out....



http://www.419eater.com/html/artworld1.htm
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hehehe.


CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
CORPORATE HEAD QUARTERS, 15 TINUBU SQUARE,
TEL/FAX: 234-1-435-9681
Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04
ATTN: HOUNOURABLE CONTRACTOR ,
IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT.
CONTRACT#:MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009

Dear Mike Rotch,


This is regarding to your first e-mail, what kid of animal did you need to buy? per the lady i will ask her to contact you soon ok. you just indicated that the Bank contact you, can you forward from message to me so i will understand what you are saying regarding to that. ok i will ask them to be mailling you on your new e-mail address as you demand.



I wait to hear from you again



Regards,



Prof. Charles C. Soludo.
Executive Governor,
Central Bank of Nigeria(CBN).
234-1-435-9681




Dear Charlie,

Here is what the bank sent me:

MR. MIKE ROTCH

SIR.

BE INFORM THAT THE GOVERNOR PROFF. CHARLES SOLUDO OF APEX BANK JUST CONTACTING US REGARDING TO YOUR FUNDS BY RAISING A CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT OF $8M. WE HAVE INSTRUCTED OUR ACCREDITED ATTORNEY FRANK KUTI TO TAKE YOUR INFORMATIONS AND RUSH TO THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT TO SWORN AN AFFIDAVIT OF CLAIM TO THE RELEASE OF THE DRAFT FROM THE COURT. WHEN HE ARRIVE BACK TO LAGOS WITH THE DRAFT WE WILL LET YOU KNOW AND ALSO SEND YOU THE COPY OF THE BANK DRAFT WHICH YOU WILL TAKE TO YOUR LOCAL BANK TO COMFIRM THE AUTHENTIC BEFORE THE ORIGINAL HARD COPY WILL BE SEND FOR YOU TO USE IT TO CLAIM YOUR FUND.

WE WISH YOU THE BEST.

PIUS TINUBU
REMITANCE CHAIRMAN {CBN}


Pius Tinubu is kind of a fruity name don't you think? I'll let you know when I hear back from them.
Now about the ladies and animals. I prefer that they not be one and the same. I can't wait for her to contact me, as I've already "contacted" myself just thinking of her. About the wildlife... How expensive would it be to get: 1 (one) African Elephant, 2 (two) very angry and aggressive lions--one male and one female, and 16 (sixteen) sharks--which I will affix lasers to their heads? Please get me a quote on how much it will cost me to acquire these creatures; as whatever it is, I will just deduct it from my half of the 8 million. You read Charlie? Also, please see if you can track down a triceratops. I will pay 1.4 million US dollars for one in good health. I saw on the television that they are quite elusive and feed on humans. For the love of God, Charlie, be careful!

I look forward to your reply.

Mike Rotch
Managing Director & CEO
Pet Mike Rotch's Furry Friends




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