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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 02:01 AM
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There I was, burbling along, Southward bound, M6, windows down, centre lane, with Freddy Mercury giving it the lot in the CD player, when it slid alongside me in the outside lane, threw out the drogue chutes and stayed there! I thought the beep on the horn was taking the piss somewhat, so turned to give one of my most withering looks, to be confronted by a shock of golden curls, a flashing white smile, and one of those funny sweaters with the lumps in the front!

Well.. what ARE you gonna do? We both stomped it, and I mean stomped it! I just brushed the limiter at the end of third, which cost me dear. We took it till I was nearly at the end of 4th, when we both decided to call it quits, and I regret to say she had about a bonnet on me.

I got a quick couple of flashes from her hazards before she went zooming off at was still a decidedly risky rate of progress. Good luck lady you're gonna need it!

The S looked pretty good too, (Silverstone) but she really should have had the top down.

Wonder if I could plead provocation, incitement?
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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 02:05 AM
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Originally posted by Cedric Tomkinson

The S looked pretty good too, (Silverstone) but she really should have had the top down.

Yeah, it's much better when they're topless
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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 02:19 AM
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Cedric - you've been bitch slapped!
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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 02:22 AM
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Originally posted by NEED4SPEED
Cedric - you've been bitch slapped!
She could do anything she liked.
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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 02:26 AM
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LOL!

Well I have to say I did similar to a CTR on the A41 just the other day - and enjoyed every minute of it (as did he from what I could gather). Got a very cheery acknowledgement from him when he pulled into the Honda garage in Hemel. After I'd waited for him to catch up of course!
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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 02:26 AM
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Originally posted by Cedric Tomkinson


She could do anything she liked.
You lucky sod! All I ever get is the tossers in their hot hatches! BTW, how big were the lumps on her jumper?
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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 02:29 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Leggy Blonde
[B]LOL!

Well I have to say I did similar to a CTR on the A41 just the other day - and enjoyed every minute of it (as did he from what I could gather).
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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 02:30 AM
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She looked more than adequate in all departments.
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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 02:38 AM
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Originally posted by NEED4SPEED
LB - were you wearing a a sweater with lumps on it?
Think I was wearing a fleece with lumps, either that or a vest top - depends what the weather was doing. Whatever, all my tops seem to have lumps on the front. Have never been able buy one without yet!
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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 02:39 AM
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I bet she had a great ass as well.
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