Ok heres the situation, i went to my girlfriend's nans for breakfast with her family. After all the small talk we got ready to go as it was the first time they've seen the S they got all excited(cant blame them! ) the camera was cracked out and the masses gathered for a photo. The potential mum in law was leaning on the passenger door which i was a bit weary about but thought nothing of but then all of a sudden the back end near side went down! I looked over to see my girlfriend's sister had jumped on the car perching herself on the rear quarter and boot! Not meaning to sound nasty but she isnt the smallest of women! I was abit peeved to say the least but didnt say anything to avoid being ridiculed with "its only a car!" tag. After inspection i dont think theres any indentation. What would you other S lovers of done in the same situation?

 

Couple of left jabs followed by a right upper cut

 

skinned her and strung her up on the nearest tree as a lesson to them all not to touch the car......................EVER

 

Stopped the fatty from climbing on in the first place.

 

I didn't get where I am today by stopping Fat birds climbing on my car!

You should have said
"look dear I think you must have mis-heard, it's survival of the FITTEST"

 

Or something on thoses lines.

 

I've had a few nearest and dearest do this recently. very difficult to say anything, considering they're in their 70s.

Having said that, even a work colleague (who drives a Boxster) does this.

I basically subtley try to lead them away. Had occasions where my lip has been sore afterwards too, so I sympathise.

Just don't take it round there again....these people won't ever understand.

Like my mother!

 

Grabbed the sawn-off from the glovebox & given her both barrels

 

Maybe i shoud electrifiy the car so anybody who touches it gets a shock!

 

Including you?