Had to bite my lip!
ing mental!!! fat cow.
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option 1 - er i would sit on that, the paint on this car contains titanium arsenide and is very light but toxic!, kills on contact with clothing which acts as a catalyst.
option 2 - 4000rpm, and drop the clutch
option 3 - polish your car and dont wipe it off, before going round to marter and parters! (and I dont do cleaning bills, lard ass)
option 4 - as above but with vaseline, and a purvy smile.
option 5 - spray your car with waxoyl, (hey it wont rust)
option 6 - "do that again "boat butt", and you'll have drop strides to talk to people"
option 7 - in a loud a precise voice, "Get your fat ARRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS, off my car"
option 2 - 4000rpm, and drop the clutch
option 3 - polish your car and dont wipe it off, before going round to marter and parters! (and I dont do cleaning bills, lard ass)
option 4 - as above but with vaseline, and a purvy smile.
option 5 - spray your car with waxoyl, (hey it wont rust)
option 6 - "do that again "boat butt", and you'll have drop strides to talk to people"
option 7 - in a loud a precise voice, "Get your fat ARRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS, off my car"
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More to the point, your girlfirend's SISTER is a FATTY, it could well be in her genes*, dump your girlfriend quickly, I woudn't hesitate.
*I mean the "I'm too feckin lazy to burn off my calorie intake" gene. I don't believe in this "fat" gene shite.
*I mean the "I'm too feckin lazy to burn off my calorie intake" gene. I don't believe in this "fat" gene shite.
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Mmmmmmmmm.
In my fantasy world, I'd have told the fat bint to **** off, then poured petrol over her, set her alight and had a hog roast there and then.
In reality I'd have done what you did, say nothing for fear of being called an anal retentative car loving twat!
I wouldn't take it anywhere near them again.
In my fantasy world, I'd have told the fat bint to **** off, then poured petrol over her, set her alight and had a hog roast there and then.
In reality I'd have done what you did, say nothing for fear of being called an anal retentative car loving twat!
I wouldn't take it anywhere near them again.
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Originally Posted by baptistsan,Aug 22 2005, 09:56 PM
In reality I'd have done what you did, say nothing for fear of being called an anal retentative car loving twat!
...actually I'm forever being called "Anorak" by the bf and work chums .... maybe i should stop wearing one indoors tho ....
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Interesting replies guys and girls! Think if it happens again i will say something but the liklihood is that it probably wont! Maybe she was caught up in the moment of the photo opportunity!
