dannyboys2000

Why not offer to cut their hair and prove to them that you really arent a hair dresser?

Then take them for a mental drive and kick the sh*t out of them.

rmotegi

yep get them to define 'a hairdressers car' - then demolish their case point by point.

But the most pleasureable repost has to be CC's suggestion, no question.

sgt.786

Tell them you had their mommas in the passenger seat and they never thought it was a hairdressers car.

C7BLE

Bang them until their colon explodes

Welshman

Too much information

robs_silver_s2k

On a slightly similar note I had a load of teenagers waiting for a bus throw me loads of abuse about the car, me being a w*nker, etc, etc. I heard what they said. Got to the traffic lights about 50 yards further along dropped the top and drove off. Safe in the knowledge that I was in a great car and that they were still waiting for a bus !!!

Ric

Er - if gbh doesn't lose me my job I'm pretty sure buggery would do it !! Some good thoughts though - I think embarrassment tactics will put them in their place.

Something along the lines of them knowing more about hairdressing than about cars.... infact they would probably make quite good hairdressers themselves, as hairdressers obviously know nothing about cars either since they all go around in Audi TT's ....... which is still a lot better than the double decker bus which they arrive to school in ..... ah yes, this is going to be fun !!

Rapid 17

I would ask them whether they think a CTR is a hairdressers car and i'm sure they will say no. Then i would inform them that your S2K is a tad quicker than a CTR

MrV

On the other hand they could just be angleing for a ride in a great car

Hoenda

Firstly, find out if they really did utter such blasphemy, as it stands it's purely hearsay and it would be most unfortunate for them to have sore bottoms for nothing.

As to a response, if they are guilty, I'd make sure they had to kiss each other in a scene in the school play, to address their homophobic tendacies and then i'd make them drive to school for month in a Reliant Robin on the premise of a science experiment to see how many miles per gallon it could do.

Alternatively, you could do nothing, chances are that teens like that will end up saying nothing more than...

" ...err would you like egg with that egg burger?" or if they're really lucky " tickets please, tickets...."

..for the rest of their adult life.