Jack smiths
05-27-2016, 09:48 AM
#183
05-27-2016, 11:38 AM
#184
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Didn't know aids was cured via a course of antibiotics
05-27-2016, 09:37 PM
#185
Originally Posted by richmc' timestamp='1464371339' post='23978278
[quote name='Fatbloke' timestamp='1464355616' post='23977949']
Welsh birds
Originally Posted by Gixerthou
. Staying overnight. Can anyone recommend anything to do whilst there.
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Who said anything about aids, I was thinking of that Welsh strumpet, Blodwin Chlamydia.
05-28-2016, 01:30 AM
#186
Last time Mike went to Swansea, he came back with (ahem) a problem. He tried all sorts to help clear up his little damp patch issues (chemicals and tape), but alas, it looks like it’s incurable. Just because his visit to Smith’s Emporium didn’t work out for him to his satisfaction, doesn’t mean you won’t be fully satisfied.
If you want a good seeing to down a back alley with dirty language to match, then Smith’s for you. Will the fit be tight, you ask? You betcha! Will it go slack again in time, I hear you say? Of course.
After all, Blodwin’s strengths:
Gets top of in seconds
cheap
has all the aids/tools to ensure satisfaction
will talk dirty to you for no extra charge
gets results more quickly than most
Weaknesses:
sometimes leaves the odd deposit on the seats
the smell soon wears off
As Jack said when I was there “S2000 owners keep coming” and I know FB is going back for seconds!
If you want a good seeing to down a back alley with dirty language to match, then Smith’s for you. Will the fit be tight, you ask? You betcha! Will it go slack again in time, I hear you say? Of course.
After all, Blodwin’s strengths:
Gets top of in seconds
cheap
has all the aids/tools to ensure satisfaction
will talk dirty to you for no extra charge
gets results more quickly than most
Weaknesses:
sometimes leaves the odd deposit on the seats
the smell soon wears off
As Jack said when I was there “S2000 owners keep coming” and I know FB is going back for seconds!
08-02-2016, 01:53 AM
#190
Has anyone experience of Soft Top Shop in Stockport? I have a Silverstone & black roof 2007 GT and my roof needs replacing. Noticed that Jack Smiths and Monsoon are often mentioned but each are over 200 miles away. I live in Lincolnshire, 30miles south of Hull, but daughter lives in Cheshire so Stockports's handy for when we visit there.
Or are there any decent roof people in the North but on the East side?
Or are there any decent roof people in the North but on the East side?