pakora sauce
11-29-2004, 08:52 AM
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pakora sauce
last saturday morning - about 3.30am - i had just finished work (glasgow city centre) - decided to go and get some grub at a chippy in glasgow.
puilled up outside the chippy with a kebab shop next to it - got out of the car and walked into the chippy - walked back out 5 secs later because they didn't have what i wanted - some b'stard had thrown a full carton of pakora sauce all over the windscreen and roof of the car - loads of folk standing around the place - i said loudly "anyone one see who did that then?" but surprise, surprise no one said anything.
went into the kebab shop, got some napkins and walked back out and cleaned most of it off - then got in the car ans gave it loads of window washer and headlamp washers - then drove home and hosed it down.
not a happy camper
puilled up outside the chippy with a kebab shop next to it - got out of the car and walked into the chippy - walked back out 5 secs later because they didn't have what i wanted - some b'stard had thrown a full carton of pakora sauce all over the windscreen and roof of the car - loads of folk standing around the place - i said loudly "anyone one see who did that then?" but surprise, surprise no one said anything.
went into the kebab shop, got some napkins and walked back out and cleaned most of it off - then got in the car ans gave it loads of window washer and headlamp washers - then drove home and hosed it down.
not a happy camper
11-29-2004, 09:44 AM
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Jealousy now comes in a bottle of sauce. some people have no idea of how to garnish their car. sorry to hear what happened, makes you want to deep fry them and then sell the rest of them for Kebab meat.
11-29-2004, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by eibutler,Nov 29 2004, 06:20 PM
Jesus Billy, make sure you've got it off completely. That stuff will eat through the paintwork!
These barstewards need castrating.
These barstewards need castrating.
11-29-2004, 11:33 AM
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I wouldn't dream of taking my S into the city centre late at night - seems to be a magnet for scum.
Same goes for leaving a convertible parked up in these places overnight. When neds get bored of stabbing people they are likely to turn their attention to soft-tops.
Same goes for leaving a convertible parked up in these places overnight. When neds get bored of stabbing people they are likely to turn their attention to soft-tops.
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11-29-2004, 11:37 AM
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Sympathise plenty mate. I returned to my windscreen and bonnet being covered in the kind of stuff El-Hajj Diouf regularly dishes out - Apologies to any Bolton fans 
Envy is unfortunately here to stay.
Envy is unfortunately here to stay.
11-29-2004, 11:49 AM
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Had the honour of staying the night in Bedford a few weeks back and woke the following morning to find footprints on my bonnet! Local chavs must have thought it was funny to run across the car.
