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Old Feb 24, 2003 | 05:17 AM
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This thread spawned from: Go on I dare you ...

So the S isn't a proper company car. A proper company car is:
  • 'L' trim
  • Underpowered
  • In a colour no sane person would choose (hmmm there are those yellow S2ks )
  • Incapable of negotiating any corners


... prithy continue

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Quick removal of the comapnys before anyone notices
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Old Feb 24, 2003 | 05:32 AM
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washed once every six months
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Old Feb 24, 2003 | 05:36 AM
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washed once ...
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Old Feb 24, 2003 | 05:46 AM
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If washed at all

Obviously they do not care about pitted alloys as they are alway black.

As for the car, Ha ha we have a salesman with a black jelly mould.
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Old Feb 24, 2003 | 05:59 AM
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o Handbrake turns much better than a privately owned car
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Old Feb 24, 2003 | 06:01 AM
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Thrashed to death!
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Old Feb 24, 2003 | 06:03 AM
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..........probably a brand that begins with V.
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Old Feb 24, 2003 | 06:08 AM
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....... or with an M
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Old Feb 24, 2003 | 06:09 AM
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Silver paint, with the letters TDI on the boot.
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Old Feb 24, 2003 | 06:11 AM
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Only Citroen were honest - remember the TRD. Surely an early example of txt speak!
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